I wrote this a very, very long time ago, but never posted it. Somebody want to tell me how in the nine circles of Hell itself this lasted 13 chuckle-sucking seasons!!! First, some honorable mentions: Are You There God? Instead, let me just say how awful this episode is! If it bugs you that much, Hank, vote for someone else…or just go down to Mexico like not voting is equivalent to police finding a meth lab in your basement.
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Hank , Boomhauer , Bill , and Dale decide to take Bobby's scout troop, the Order of the Straight Arrow, into the wilderness in an effort to "make men out of them. Redcorn tells them of a ritual involving the sacred Wematanye. The men love the idea and decide they will use it. Later, Hank and his friends load Bobby, Joseph , Randy , and Garth into their cars and begin the journey. The moment her family leaves, Peggy hops in Hank's pickup truck and heads out for places unknown.